Let’s talk about This is the End.
It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.
tl;dr version: Ton of rape jokes, Emma Watson made so uncomfortable during filming that she walked off set and was subsequently mocked for it, and everything we know about Seth Rogen’s ‘comedy’ is confirmed.
(via littleballoflight)
Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this
(Source: corgle, via destruction-in-progress)
you never know who is falling in love with your flaws
love this
(via staystrongbabeygirl)
whenever i smile really hard at my phone my mom gives me this knowing look like im texting some guy when in reality my otp finally started fucking in the fic im reading
(Source: moriarty, via words-are-only--words)
my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
(via eighteenyards)